GlaDOS's thread

[GLaDOS]

Tell me why I am the best robot.

Tell me why I am the best player.

Tell me why I should have won this game.

Post something to entertain me. That's it.












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_{I would have made a big speech or something but I'm little late to the show so deal with it.)}
^{I reserve the right to make a big speech later and ask more questions}

[GLaDOS]

_Oh. It seems I wasn't as late as I thought I was. ANSWER ANYWAY. ^{More later~!}[/size]

[Rosie]

GlaDOS, you were entertaining in this game. I really felt you were out to get me in the beginning, then we started talking and you really are quite amusing and fun to talk to.

Unfortunately, you weren't as active in the "middle of the game" and you became expendable. . .


I already conceded that you were the best Robot in the beginning of the game. . remember? <3

[James T. Hook]

_{Hi GlaDos... Thanks for the questions and good luck with your vote.}

Tell me why I am the best robot.

This is obvious. Name another robot that has been the star in TWO different video game series'? You can't!
That alone makes you, GlaDos, the best robot out there. No other robot can be liked and hated as much as you. Your sharp wit and sinister demeanor make you the most memorable artificial life form in not just the video game world but throughout ORG History!!!!1



Tell me why I am the best player.


You're the best player in the game because after this is all over, you'll be the only one to never technically be voted out of the game. So that right there kind of makes you the winner by default. (Besides the person who receives the most votes in FTC)


Tell me why I should have won this game.

You played your heart out and deserve the respect of everyone who's every played an ORG. I commend you on everything that you've achieved and if Jesus had actually shown mercy on you and not eliminated you, I truly believe you would've gone on an immunity run and you would've blown the rest of us out of the water. True Story.


Post something to entertain me. That's it.

Did you know that everyone actually was expecting you to win this game? Again, true story...


There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come, either, because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file: "Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner, whose passing shall not be mourned. Shall NOT be mourned." That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted, so that's funny, too.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Tell me why I am the best robot.

Arrr, you be the best Robot because you always be entertaining. I be lovin' your sense of humour, and your random posts and private messages always be makin' me laugh... In fact, this one time at brand camp, I be eatin' a bowl of Cocoa Puffs when I opened a PM from ya about "This game..." and it made me laugh so hard I be spewin' milk straight outta me nose. True story. That actually might be another reason why ya be the best Robot... 'cause me CPU crashed and the robot population went down 1 that day.

Aside from that, ya be pretty wicked because ya be brutally honest and straight to the point. No sugar-coatin' or compu-mumbo-jumbo-bullshit. Just straight to the point.


Tell me why I am the best player.

Well, I know ya be very passionate about this game and when ya were eliminated, Jesus pretty much had to drag your hardware while ya were kickin' and screamin' 'cause ya didn't want to be leavin' this here island. But despite your overwhelmin' passion fer this game, which made ya a bit of a target, ya still made it to the Final 6. That takes some serious talent and/or geniusness which only the best of the best of players would possess.


Tell me why I should have won this game.

Well, ya do have the distinction of bein' the only person player to be "voted out" of the game without receivin' any votes at the Tribal Council in the round they were eliminated.

*Cap'n Crunch re-reads what he wrote with a puzzled look on his face*

Well, it be soundin' a whole lot better in me head than it does on the screen, but hopefully ya see me point. If it wasn't fer the Almighty Jesus decidin' to play God that round, ya probably would still be standin' here tellin' the jury why you should have won this game.

As a sidenote, I still kinda wish I'd used me Cursed Hidden Idol to save you that round... Just sure would've made things a helluva lot more humourous if everyone had immunity that round and Jesus would be scratchin' his head wonderin' what to do.


Post something to entertain me. That's it.

I always be tellin' meself, a picture's worth a thousand words. And if that be true, then an animated picture must be worth a fuckin' novel.

Whoops! How'd Flipper get in there? And here's me personal favourite:

GlaDOS, if they ever be askin' ya to star in a re-make of Pinnochio, I reckon that be what ya will look like.