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Post by James T. Hook on Dec 17, 2011 16:19:48 GMT -5
Arghh you mates all have me beat! My mother was a one legged whore with scurvy. Her name was Peg.  |
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Post by Kitana on Dec 17, 2011 16:32:17 GMT -5
My conception cannot be viewed. I am so ninja, they couldn't even see me in the ultrasound, they just knew I was there!
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Post by Batman on Dec 17, 2011 17:34:43 GMT -5
My parents are DEAD. T_T  |
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Post by Kitana on Dec 17, 2011 22:03:47 GMT -5
*sad panda*
I shoulda seen that one coming, Batty.
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Post by Batman on Dec 17, 2011 23:43:22 GMT -5
*sad panda* I shoulda seen that one coming, Batty. Yep. ): |
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Post by Wheatley on Dec 18, 2011 0:02:46 GMT -5
"My AIM name is pvnvrBatman, and I'm open to any questions." WHAT'S YOUR REAL IDENTITY PVNVRBATMAN?  |
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Post by Batman on Dec 18, 2011 0:09:40 GMT -5
"My AIM name is pvnvrBatman, and I'm open to any questions." WHAT'S YOUR REAL IDENTITY PVNVRBATMAN? If I told you my real identity, you'd just give it to GLaDOS.
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R2-D2
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Post by R2-D2 on Dec 18, 2011 0:12:43 GMT -5
Beep Beep Beep (High pitch and frantically)
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Post by A. W. E. S. O. M. - O on Dec 18, 2011 3:00:03 GMT -5
You can trust A.W.E.S.O.M.-O. In fact, you should tell A.W.E.S.O.M.-O all your most personal secrets. A.W.E.S.O.M.-O will not make fun of you or tell your secrets to other people and stuff.
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Post by His Majesty, Barack Obaminator on Dec 18, 2011 3:17:28 GMT -5
Well, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O, I have a secret for you. Sometimes when I lay awake at night, staring at the ceiling of the Lincoln Bedroom, I can't help but wonder what life would have been like if I'd pursued my original career choice: muffin baking.
Sometime I think life would just be so much better if all I had to deal with was lemon poppyseed instead of national deficit.
Also, I once ran over a homeless guy.
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R2-D2
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Post by R2-D2 on Dec 18, 2011 3:35:00 GMT -5
burr beep dun beep *spins around in circles then rolls over Ninja B. O.s foot * beeeeeeeep
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R2-D2
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Post by R2-D2 on Dec 18, 2011 3:41:01 GMT -5
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Post by His Majesty, Barack Obaminator on Dec 18, 2011 5:53:01 GMT -5
burr beep dun beep *spins around in circles then rolls over Ninja B. O.s foot * beeeeeeeep You, sir, have a bad motivator. |
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R2-D2
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Post by R2-D2 on Dec 18, 2011 6:25:20 GMT -5
bur di ti beep da e
hmm its hard to act like r2d2. I may have to change characters
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Post by Wheatley on Dec 18, 2011 12:42:57 GMT -5
"My AIM name is pvnvrBatman, and I'm open to any questions." WHAT'S YOUR REAL IDENTITY PVNVRBATMAN? If I told you my real identity, you'd just give it to GLaDOS.
And she'll fuck me up. WRONG! That bugger threw me into space, why would I help her? |
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