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Post by His Majesty, Barack Obaminator on Dec 16, 2011 21:21:31 GMT -5
Your boots are ugg enough already, Batman. What you need a pair of salubrious loafers like mine. They're perfect for kicking underlings and curbstomping peasants.
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Post by CPNJesus on Dec 16, 2011 21:32:06 GMT -5
Some people have theorized Obama to be the Anti-Christ ya know
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Post by Batman on Dec 16, 2011 21:57:09 GMT -5
Yeah, my shoes will never compare to yours, Obama...
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Post by Angelica Teach on Dec 16, 2011 22:58:17 GMT -5
I'm not sure I like Obama or his shoes.
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Cortez
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Post by Cortez on Dec 16, 2011 23:09:24 GMT -5
I'm flat out scared right now...
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Post by Dawg the BLACK Pirate on Dec 16, 2011 23:41:15 GMT -5
Argh Matey...
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Post by Angelica Teach on Dec 16, 2011 23:45:06 GMT -5
Pirates rule!
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Post by Kitana on Dec 17, 2011 0:20:01 GMT -5
hi-YAAAAAAAAAH!
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Post by His Majesty, Barack Obaminator on Dec 17, 2011 4:20:55 GMT -5
Some people have theorized Obama to be the Anti-Christ ya know Some people have theorized Rob Mariano to be a good Survivor player. There's no accounting for stupidity, I'm afraid. Besides, such pedants speak out of simple ignorance, nothing more. After all, I am as demographically Christian as it's possible to be while offending neither the right-wing conservative religious front nor the left-wing liberal agnostics. Besides, it's commonly well-known among Revelation enthusiasts that the Anti-Christ will be born somewhere in Eastern Europe. I was born on American soil, just like every goshdarn patriot that has helped craft this glorious nation into the hallmark of glory and pride that it is today. That's okay, Batman. I'm not allowed to drive the Batmobile - or any car, for that matter. I just get to ride around in the backseats of randomly-assigned limos in the Presidential caravan. Perhaps you and I should become better acquainted, my dear Angelica. Perhaps you'd be interested in a tour of the Oval Office? I have a secret passage behind the bookshelf and everything.  |
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Post by Angelica Teach on Dec 17, 2011 4:46:00 GMT -5
Oh really, is that so Mr. President? I wouldn't mind a tour of the mysterious passage behind the bookshelf. Wait, are you going to kill me?
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Post by CPNJesus on Dec 17, 2011 6:09:01 GMT -5
Oh please! that birth certificate was fabricated. Everyone knows that!
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Post by Batman on Dec 17, 2011 14:11:54 GMT -5
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Post by His Majesty, Barack Obaminator on Dec 17, 2011 14:30:56 GMT -5
Oh really, is that so Mr. President? I wouldn't mind a tour of the mysterious passage behind the bookshelf. Wait, are you going to kill me? Of course not! I merely want to get better acquainted. After all, beautiful women are a demographic whose opinions matter quite strongly to the Presidency. Oh please! that birth certificate was fabricated. Everyone knows that! Says the guy whose mom was a virgin. |
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Post by Batman on Dec 17, 2011 14:38:00 GMT -5
Oh please! that birth certificate was fabricated. Everyone knows that! Says the guy whose mom was a virgin.[/quote] I laughed way too long at that. |
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Post by CPNJesus on Dec 17, 2011 14:45:48 GMT -5
My Moment of Conception  This how my Dad helped make me. He is too cool for a penis. Whether my mom is a virgin or not I guess would depend on your definition of Virgin  |
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