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Here is my story from the final 6 immunity challenge, on my interpretation on how the game went
In a small town of Wichita Kansas, a happy couple are about to embark on the happiest journey of their life. The church is decorated in an array of flowers, with candles lit romantically on the window sills as Reverend CPN Jesus announces
“I now pronounce you Husband and….”
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” a woman screams interrupting the reverend.
A big gust of wind crashes open the door to the church as all the candles are blown out and everyone is left in darkness, and a loud bang is heard by all.
TWO WEEKS AGO
Day 1:
“Ok everyone thanks for meeting me at such short notice, but we have a wedding to plan and about 2 weeks to do so” says Glados the Wedding Planner.
Glados, knowing she has a lot of work to do, starting barking out commands to everyone to prepare for the event:
“Rosie, this hotel is a mess and as head maid at this hotel, it is your job to make it spick and span for the wedding reception.”
“Wheatly, I need you to as the head Usher.”
“R2D2, Clank, and Sonny you all are my waiters, so I need you to set the tables and make sure the head table is all set.”
“Awesome-O, HAL, and Wall-e, I need you to have a set list ready for me ASAP on the songs you will be singing at the wedding.”
“Terminator, you know you have the most important job as the bartender, and this is an OPEN BAR. The groom loves Captain Morgan rum, and the bride loves Saki so make sure to have a LOT in stock.”
Everyone looks attentive and eager, then Glados gave them a nod and they all went on their way.
Meanwhile the Bride’s family sits down to a large family dinner as they eagerly await the wedding and discuss matters leading up to it.
“Oh honey I am so excited for you! Can you believe that in almost 2 weeks you will be married woman! Then grandkids soon to follow” said Mother Barbie.
“Thanks Mom, but you will have to wait a bit for the grandchildren” said Bride Kitana.
“Yes our little baby is finally growing up, and I would like to thank the family for coming out tonight to celebrate our daughter and her marriage” said Father Jackie Chan.
“I’m just glad I am alive to see this, and your grandmother is looking down smiling now” said Grandpa Fruit Ninja
“Thanks Grandpa; that is so sweet” adds Kitana.
Then Elektra stood up and gave a toast, “I want to take this time to say how lucky I am to have Kitana as my best friend and how happy I am for her and that she found her soul mate. I am honored to be her Maid of Honor”
Everyone toasts, except for Kitana’s brother Black Tarantula who is not pleased at all about this wedding.
All of a sudden crazy Uncle Ronin, already drunk, yells “LET’S PARTY!” and starts taking his shirt off
Ronin’s sons, Haru and Deadpoo, embarrassed grab their father apologize and leave the restaurant to take him home but are stopped by an unexpecting sight….
President Barak Obama walks into the restaurant and everyone is silent.
Over on the groom’s side, a wild party is already under way.
Brothers of the Groom Captain Morgan and Captain Crunch are already partying it up on the family yacht taking shot after shot and making a fool of themselves as usual.
Their mother Angelica released a big sigh at the disappointment of her sons’ behaviors and thinks to herself how much like their father they are. She wonders why they were married for so long as she tries to build up the strength to deal with her ex at the party. Then she sees her other son walking down the steps looking as regal as ever, and she smiles. She is proud that her good son Captain Hook has found someone to share his life with and couldn’t be happier. Her mood quickly changes when she hears
“Angie my love, how long has it been? You look older and….wiser hahaha” in a drunken slur. She turns around to see her drunk ex-husband Captain Jack Sparrow, with his whore of a girlfriend Elizabeth Swann and her brother Will Turner.
She scoffs and walks away as her ex-husband replies with “What…you don’t love me? BWAHAHAHA”
“FATHER!!!!” yells Captain Morgan and Captain Crunch as they rush to see him.
Captain Hook’s best friend Dawg was standing in the corner being teased by Captain Hook’s brothers, as they never got along and were always jealous of the closeness he shared with their brother.
The Grooms family continues to party as the elegant sister of Angelica, Ruby, walks up to her nephew Captain Hook and gives him a kiss on the cheek and wishes him all the best and says to him
“I’m sorry to spoil the evening with some unfortunate news, but my father has decided not to come. He still cannot accept that you are not going into the family business because of your betrothed. I am sorry love.”
“It is ok Aunt Ruby” says Captain Hook. “Grandpa Cortez and I have never seen eye to eye, but you look lovely this evening and thank you for coming.”
The rest of the night everyone had fun and partied to the wee hours of the morning and spent the next day lazing around hung-over.
Day 2:
“Good, everything seems to be in order, let me just check everything one more……WHAT?” screamed Glados.
Angry, Glados grabbed her phone and immediately dialed the number she needed. When Clank answered the phone she yelled “YOU’RE NOT AN AMERICAN CITIZEN???” Frightened, Clank could only respond with the truth “No hablo ingles”.
Glados had no other choice but to say “CLANK…YOU ARE FIRED! LEAVE NOW”
Clank was never seen again.
Kitana awoke from a restful night’s sleep, smiling as usual. She felt it was a good sign that the President was in town campaigning and wished her good luck. She got out of bed to look out the window at the glorious day. She heard silence as most of her family was still asleep. She smiled again as everything seemed perfect, as her life normally was. She went to get dressed and out of the corner of her eye she saw her father sneaking out of the house and into the shed in the backyard.
She puts on her rob and heads downstairs to see what her father is up to, but she is interrupted.
“Kit, you look lovely this morning, just like your grandmother” said her grandfather Fruit Ninja. “I’m glad I flew the 3,000 miles with your uncle and cousins to see this day. Your grandmother would be so proud, and I wanted to tell you the story about how I met her. She was 15 and…”
Frustrated Kitana stopped her grandfather “I’m sorry grandpa, but I have to go we will talk later.”
She then runs outside to see what her father is up to. She suspects she will open the shed and see her father hiding a wedding gift for her. She tiptoes to the shed and opens it and gasps in horror of what she saw.
“ELEKTRA! What are you doing?” screamed Kitana. “Father, WHAT is going on?”
“Honey bear, let me explain” Jackie Chan said as he started putting his clothes back on.
“Oh My God, Kitana…I am Super Sorry” pleaded her best friend Elektra.
A furious Kitana grabbed Elektra’s hair and pulled her out of the shed and yelled.
“GET OUT. You are no longer my friend and I want you gone and I don’t want you a part of my wedding, or even there. Now go.”
Elektra left crying in shame, as Kitana stood there in pain contemplating what to do. Her father Jackie, finally clothed, leaves the shed and tries to talk to his daughter.
“We will talk later….Father” she replied angrily. She left her house to go think and decided not to call her fiancée as she didn’t want him to worry and ruin his day.
Day 3:
Kitana spent the night in a hotel to think about her father and how he is destroying her perfect life. She called her mom and said she would be with Captain Hook for the evening and not to worry, and she called her fiancée to say she wanted to stay at home while her family was there for the wedding, that way no one would worry. She turned her phone off so her father or best friend would not try to reach her.
She gathered her things and made herself presentable so she could return home and no one could sense she was upset. As she drove down her street she noticed an ambulance at her house. She parked and ran in the house to see everyone crying.
Her grandfather Ninja Fruit had passed away in his sleep of a heart attack during the night. Her family tried contacting her this morning but with no luck since her phone was off. Her Uncle Ronin had decided he was going to fly back home with his father’s body to take care of the funeral arrangements. He walked up to his niece “I am sssssssssssssooooooooooooo sorry” and kissed her on the cheek. She went to her mother and hugged her and cried thinking of how rude she was to her grandfather the day before. If only she had listened to his story, she would have had a fond lasting memory, and she never would have seen her father and best friend having an affair, and her life would have been as she always knew it. Now…Now she is a changed woman.
Meanwhile, back with the Groom’s family, everyone was wide awake after a relaxing day of boredom. Captain Hook had just gotten off the phone with his distraught fiancée, and decided to go to her and her family to support them in their time of need. Before he could leave he saw his upset mother somber on the couch. He went to her and asked “Mother, what is the matter?” She was responded with “It is your father. Here read this note he left. I am so sorry baby.” Captain Hook read the letter his father left. He had wanted to stay and celebrate the next few weeks and go to the wedding, but his girlfriend had just won the lottery the day before and they decided to leave to travel with their new found money. Captain Hook was not surprised as this was typical behavior for his selfish father as he said “Well, I am not surprised, but it is for the best.” His mother stood up and hugged him.
Back at the Hotel, Glados storms into the ball room after she heard a loud crashing sound. She bursts open the door to see the band fighting. Awesome-o had a black eye, where Hal’s clothes were torn and Wall-e’s drum had been broken. She walked into the band arguing over the set list and she had enough so she screamed “QUIETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT”. Awesome-o, tired of being in a group with lazy members, finally had enough and said “I just can’t do this “Group” thing anymore. We always fight, we never agree and you are both lazy pieces of shit, and I can’t even stand to look at you. Sorry gal, but this act is flying solo. Peace!” As Awesome-o left, Glados turned around to look at the pathetic 2 remaining injured band members and said “You two are worthless. Go find a way to make yourself useful.” As they cleaned up their mess Glados sighed again thinking ‘This Wedding is going to be a disaster…I feel it.’
Day 4:
Captain Hook spent the night with Kitana and her family, and even though they were all grieving they had a busy day meeting with the Wedding planner. Everyone brushed their teeth got dressed and headed to the hotel where they were to meet Glados. Captain Hook called his mom to make sure she was going to get his brothers to come along with her to talk to the Wedding Planner.
They all arrived at the hotel and Glados came to meet the Bride and Groom with smiles saying “My lovely couple Kitana and Hook” as she hugged and kissed them on the cheek. “Everything is going swimmingly”. Glados turned around and spotted the most attractive man she had ever seen…Captain Morgan and asked “Who is that dashing young man?” Captain Morgan, who was already looking for the bar, also saw her and immediately wanted to sleep with her and responded with “Well I am Morgan, and I am everything you have ever been looking for” as he kissed her hand. “Why don’t you come back to our house after this meeting and we can get to know each other a little better.” Glados giggled and excitedly accepted his offer. Captain Hook on the other hand was less than pleased and rolled his eyes and looked away. As he looked a way he saw Will, his Father’s girlfriend’s brother, checking out of the hotel so he went over to talk to him.
“I’m sorry to cancel last minute, but it appears my presence is no longer needed at this wedding” said Will to Hook. “I understand” said Hook. “Wish my father and your sister the best, if you hear from them.”
“You know them just as well as I, and we both know that won’t be the case. I hope you have a lovely Wedding Hook.”
Will checked out of the hotel and grabbed his bags and left. Hook stood there silent, and then went back to his family to go over the layout of the reception with Glados
Day 5:
“EXCUSE ME! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?
” screamed Glados. She awoke in Captain Morgan’s bed shocked at what she saw. Sonny was in the room as well staring at her naked body. Captain Morgan was passed out in the bed still, since he had too much to drink the night before.
“HELLO?” she screamed again “Explain yourself to me now.”
Sonny was heartbroken as he was in love with Glados. When he saw her leave with Captain Morgan the night before he followed her to see what she was doing. He was so distraught by what he saw that he just needed to say something to her so her climbed a tree and climbed in through the window until she awoke.
“I’m sorry” he said. “I think I am in love with you and I needed to tell you, and when I saw you leave with this drunken fool, it hurt me and I needed to make sure you would be ok.”
“Well” said Glados. “My personal has NOTHING to do with you, and you work for me. Correction you WORKED for me. I no longer need your service. Leave and I never want to see your face again.” Sonny left upset but loved Glados so much that he had to please her and give her what she wanted.
“GOD, where do I find these people?” as soon as she said that her cell phone rang. It was R2D2 and he said “Sorry Glados, I am in the hospital, I tried some of the food the bride and grooms families wanted served and I have been food poisoned. I will not be in work today, and I am unsure of when I am going to return.” She didn’t even respond and just hung up the phone.
“Seriously? Everyone is incompetent”. She got up as Captain Hook remained passed out in his bed, got dressed and went to get work done.
Day 6:
Kitana and Hook decide to go for a walk in the park where they had their first date. They hadn’t been alone in days and they both have not been in the best of moods. Hook filled Kitana in on his Father Drama, and asked if she was doing ok with her Grandfathers death. He asked where Elektra had been as he hadn’t seen her in a while. That is when she started to cry.
“She is gone, I asked her to leave” cried Kitana. “I didn’t want to tell you, as I didn’t want you to worry but…” she cries some more.
“No, you can tell me anything, what is it?” said Hook
“I saw her and father having an affair in the shed. I don’t know what to do.” Said Kitana
“Well I think you need to tell your father that he better talk to your mother or else you will. She needs to know” replied Hook.
“You are right, I need to be strong and handle this. She doesn’t deserve to be in the dark. I love you!” said Kitana.
They hugged and all of a sudden a helicopter flew down and landed in the park. They look around a see a limo pull up to the sidewalk, and walks a man in suit and he opens the door and out walks President Obama. He starts walking to his private helicopter and notices a familiar face across the way. He walks over to Kitana with his new Secret Service Member Wheatly and says “My, what are the chances of running into you again? I saw you and wanted to come to wish you both the best of luck in your marriage, and I hope your Wedding Day is everything you have ever dreamed.” They both say thank you and that it was an honor, and shake his hand. He concludes with “This town is full of magic and mystery, and I have enjoyed my short stay here. Even a stranger helped save my life here. As I was checking out of the Marriot Hotel, I took a peppermint and started to choke on it. A young man came over and gave me the mouth to mouth and saved my life. I in return offered him to come with me as a member of my Secret Service team.”
“Wow, what a great story” Kitana said. “That hotel is where our Wedding Reception is going to be.”
“What are the odds?” added Mr. President. “Wheatley it is time to leave. Goodbye and good luck”
President Obama and Wheatley enter the helicopter and leave. Hook and Kitana gaze into each other’s eyes and smile. Hook then says, “Maybe that is a sign for good things to come.”
Day 7:
“Unbelievable” ranted Glados as she quickly went to pick out table clothes for the reception. “I lost my head usher to the friggin President of the United States. You can’t trust ANYONE these days.” She gets in her car and drives to the hotel to see how the table clothes will look in the room. When she arrives she notices that the some alcohol from the bar is missing. In frustration she throws the table clothes down on the floor and stomps her way to the bar to discover The Terminator sprawled on the floor passed out on the floor. “Jesus Christ” yelled Glados, as she picked him and slapped him on the face to wake him up. “Huh” he said. Glados thought to herself that she couldn’t have an alcoholic Bartender. “I’m sorry Terminator, but I am terminating you” she said as she helped him up. “You are fired now go get some help.” As she got him an ambulance she thought to herself how she would have to do everything herself when the wedding came. “Now I need a drink”.
Kitana finally had enough courage to confront her father. She had just gotten off the phone with her cousin Haru, who said the he and Deadpoo had to go back home to Boston to help their father (who was having a difficult time with his father’s death). She walked by her mother as she was doing laundry (who was also still upset about her father’s passing) and knew she needed to make things right. She spied her father in the kitchen, making himself a sandwich, and approached him. She sternly said “Father, I am very hurt by you and I feel betrayed. I don’t know if I can ever forgive you for what you have done, but the best way to start redeeming yourself is to tell Mother the truth. If not I will.”
“Honey bear, I know I have made a mistake, and I don’t expect you to forgive me for having an affair with your best friend but….” All of a sudden they were interrupted by a scream, and as they turned around they saw Barbie who had overheard everything and in depression and confusion, decided to stab herself in the heart. Kitana rushed to try to help her mother, but within seconds she was dead. “THE WEDDING IS OFF” she screamed as tears ran down her face.
Day 8:
Glados was more stressed than ever. “People are dropping like flies!” she said. She decided she needed to go home to relax. She called Captain Morgan to come on over, but he was already drunk and out with his Brother Crunch by the time she called so she scoffed and hung up the phone. She got home, dressed in comfortable clothes and relaxed on the couch and turned on the TV, and then her phone rang. She answered the phone and it was Wall-e. “Glados, I am sorry we cannot find anyone else to be the lead singer of our group….” Wall-e said. He kept talking but Glados was ignoring him and just watching Full House on TV. Then DJ Tanner walked into the house and she had a brilliant idea. “Wall-e stop talking and listen to me. Don’t tell Hal, but I have an idea. How do you feel about being a solo DJ?” Shocked Wall-e responded with “Sure, what about Hal though?” Glados squinted her eyes and revealed an evil smile and said “I will take care of him.” She hung up the phone and called Hal, with the sad news that Wall-e had started his own business without him and that Hal had no choice but to find new work and not to worry about the Wedding any longer. “Now to call the bride and inform her of this new chain of events”.
Day 9:
Glados was happy about her decision to release Hal, and end her stress over the live band. She was however worried about what the Bride would think of this. She called Kitana, but there was no answer. She went about her business and called again a few hours later. Again, no answer. She then decided to drive to her house to discuss it and other changes that needed to be made. She had a strange feeling entering the house, but rang the bell anyway. Black Tarantula, the Bride’s brother answered the door. He told her everything that happened. Glados was speechless. Then Kitana saw Glados at the door and she approached her and said “Go away…this is all YOUR fault. This Wedding is cursed and I can’t take it anymore. THE WEDDING IS OFF and I don’t want you here. Leave me with my family.”
Glados left silently and called her only staff left, Wall-e, and told him he was no longer needed. Rosie at least worked for the hotel, so she still had a job, but Glados now had to pack up everything and head back home to Nebraska.
Day 10:
It is raining, and Captain Hook walks up to Kitana’s door knocking like a mad man wanting to talk to her. He is upset she is upset and has called off the wedding, and will stop at nothing to marry her. Finally Black Tarantula opens the door and says “What do you want punk? Leave her alone she doesn’t want to see you?” He tries to slam the door shut but Hook stops him and barges in screaming “I need to talk to her”. He calls out her name and looks for her but her Black Tarantula comes up from behind tackles him to the floor. They start fighting and make a lot of noise, so Kitana runs downstairs screaming “STOP IT, STOP IT” They stop and Hook stands up. He says “Kit, you look prettier than ever tonight” She smiles. He continues by saying “The past week as been hell for us, and all it has done is confirm how much I want to be there for you, for the rest of our lives. Nothing in this world can stop me from loving you, and there will be nothing to ever make me not want to marry you.” She runs to him and hugs him, and then they continue to make out until Black Tarantula stops them. “You both make me sick” he said. “Kit, I love you, but you cannot marry this fool. I knew there was something off about him from the moment I met him, and I feel disaster will come upon you if this wedding continues. I mean look at what has happened so far, that has to be a sign?”
“Black Tarantula” says Kitana. “I will always love you as my brother, and will always respect you trying to protect me, but I have realized these past few days that Hook is the one for me. He is the only one who knows how to make me happy, and I have never loved someone this much, and I want to spend the rest of my life with him.”
Saddened, Black Tarantula states “I cannot condone this marriage, and I can’t be here to support you in this decision. I am going to go upstairs and pack my things, and I will be gone by dark.”
He leaves and Kitana looks at her fiancée and smiles and says “The wedding is back on”.
Day 11:
It is 5:30am and Glados gets a call on her cell phone. She is frustrated because it is her last morning at the hotel as she is now leaving earlier than expected. “God, all I want is one morning to relax” she said. She answered and it was Kitana telling her the wedding was back on. “Oh great” she answered sarcastically. “Tell your family (what’s left of them she thought to her) and your fiancée’s family to meet me here at the hotel at 10:00am and we can go over the changes.
A few hours later everyone arrived and Glados looked around.
“Let me see what we have here. We have Kitana and Hook, the Bride and Groom. That is always a good start (eye roll). Jackie Chan the father of the bride is here, Angelica Teach the mother of the groom is here, we have the groomsmen Captain Crunch and Captain Morgan (who she winks at), Dawg the best man. And an aunt Ruby….Well Kitana if you have no opposition I would suggest having Ruby as your Maid of Honor.”
“Actually” Kitana said, “I was thinking of you as my Maid of Honor”.
Glados was speechless and before she could react Rosie opens the door and says “Excuse me Miss Glados, but R2D2 is back from the hospital and was looking for you. Should I send him in?”
Suddenly Glados had a glimmer of hope and replied with “Yes of course”
R2D2 comes rolling in and apologizes for being late. Glados runs over and hugs him and tells Rosie to come back to her to help her as well. She then says out loud “Everyone we have a wedding to plan and only 3 days to do it! As the Maid of Honor and Wedding Planner, I will make this a wedding you all will never forget! We have a lot of work to do so I think it is best everyone stay at this hotel until the Wedding.”
Everyone left and got to working on things.
Captain Morgan decided he wanted to mend the fences and take out Dawg for a night on the town. Dawg reluctantly agreed. They went out to a few bars, and in true Morgan fashion was blackout drunk towards the end of the evening. He started becoming more open and honest with his feelings and in his drunken slur confessed his jealousy of Dawg “Im is older brotha man, I shud beis best men. Not someone jackass like you” (hiccup). Morgan unexpectedly takes his glass and hits Dawg over the head with it. There is blood everywhere and Morgan doesn’t know what to do. All of a sudden Glados walks and helps Morgan out. They grab Dawg's body and throw it in the back of his car. As they drive Glados frantically says “I can’t believe I am doing this for you”. They drive to a lake and take a small boat out to the middle of the lake. They tie his feet with rope and tie the end to a huge rock and dump him overboard. Dawg slowly sinks to the bottom of the lake. Glados is in tears, but Morgan starts drunkenly laughing and saying “There can only be one best man….and that be me!”
Day 12:
Glados awoke after a restless night’s sleep with a passed out drunk man in her bed. She noticed a note under her door, so she got out of bed to go read it. It said the following:
‘Dear Glados, I have done some terrible things as of late and I can no longer bear to look at my daughter any longer. She is better than I am and deserves all the happiness in the world, and I will just bring her down. I have already ruined her life and I do not want to ruin her wedding, so I am leaving town for good. I know she doesn’t want to see me so that is why I am leaving you this note. Tell her I love her and that she will be fine with Hook.
-Jackie’
“Hmm, a letter…that is a great idea. I will forge a letter from Dawg letting everyone know he had to leave town for important family matters and can no longer attend the wedding.”
Hours later everyone met in the ballroom and Glados delivered the news.
“I have some more unfortunate news, Dawg had to leave town for an important family matter and Jackie decided it was best not to be here. Hook, who would you like to name as your best man?”
“Hmm” Hook said, “That is very strange that Dawg just left like that without telling me. I will have to try to call him later, but if he can’t make it, I would like to have my brother Morgan as my best man.”
Captain Morgan rejoiced and hugged his brother. Ruby however looked suspiciously over at her nephews.
After everyone started leaving, Ruby went over to Morgan and asked to speak with him privately. Glados did not like this one bit and kept an eye on them. Ruby got close and whispered in his ear “I saw what you did to Dawg, and you better hope your brother doesn’t find out or he will kill you.” As soon as Ruby turned around Glados was in her face. She said “If you threaten him or I one more time, you Mrs. Ruby will be the one who will be sorry. You already saw what I am capable of, and I suggest you leave town now, or you will be joining Dawg very shortly.”
Ruby’s face went from a stern look, to a frightened look in a matter of seconds. She went to her nephew Hook, kissed him on the cheek and said “I’m sorry sweetie, your grandfather has fallen ill, and I must tend to him. Don’t tell your mother until after the wedding as I don’t want to add more stress to her life. “She then whispered something in his ear and sneakily glanced at Morgan and Glados and said “Goodbye”.
Day 13:
“Welcome everyone to the rehearsal dinner; it has been a long ride but the day we have all been waiting for is almost here. Enjoy” Glados said. It was hard for her to enjoy it knowing what she has done the past few days. “What have I become?” she whispered to herself. “I can’t live like this and I need to make things right. She looked over at Captain Morgan drunk at the bar laughing and having a grand old time as if nothing ever happened. ‘How can it not even bother him?’ she thought. ‘Is he pure evil?’ She went into the kitchen and saw R2D2 cooking the food. She thought for a moment of a way out and though she could poison Morgan’s food. ‘Should I?’…’No I can’t’…’Or…’
They all sit down to eat and Captain Morgan is drunk as usual. His mother Angelica looks ashamed as always at him, but it doesn’t bother her because soon her favorite son will be married, and everything will be fine. Glados is outside thinking, Hook and Kitana are eating at their table, Rosie is cleaning up after people, and Captain Crunch is talking to his mother. Hook gets up to go talk to go to the bar. Morgan doesn’t want to eat so he can be drunker, and he politely offers his food to his future sister and law and meets his brother at the bar. Rosie continues to clean up after everyone, taking away their food and taking out the trash wishing she was getting more of a tip. Meanwhile, R2D2 is in the kitchen eating everyone’s scrap food until all of a sudden he feels sick again. He rushes outside and collapses on the pavement. Everyone is too preoccupied to notice that he is missing.
Day 14:
The church is decorated in an array of flowers, with candles lit romantically on the window sills. Reverend CPN Jesus is in the center with Hook the Groom to his left, and Kitana the bride to his right. Next to Kitana is her Maid of Honor Glados, and next to Hook is Morgan is Best Man, and Crunch his groomsman. In the pew sits one person, the mother of the Groom, Angelica. Everyone seems happy and in good spirits and Reverend CPN Jesus announces
“I now pronounce you Husband and….”
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” a woman screams interrupting the reverend.
A big gust of wind crashes open the door to the church as all the candles are blown out and everyone is left in darkness, and a loud bang is heard by all.
Glados runs and turns the lights to the church on and we see Kitana lying dead on the floor. Everyone is shocked when all of a sudden in comes Rosie frantically trying to get words out of her mouth but saying “Glados….the food…it has been poisoned….R2D2 is DEAD!!!”
Everyone gasps and looks at Kitana’s dead body on the floor. Then everyone looks at each other. Captain Hook cries out “NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I accidentally poisoned her….that was meant for YOU!” as he points to Captain Morgan. Captain Morgan replies with “You can’t get rid of me that easily brother”. They start fighting as Angelica tries to stop them screaming “My boys are not like this, STOP IT STOP IT”. Glados then remembers the poison she was going to give to Morgan and thinks ‘I thought I stopped R2D2 from serving it, I wonder if I killed Kitana?’
All six of them are arguing and nobody knows who tried to kill Captain Morgan, and who killed Kitana. They are all out for blood and will not stop until only 1 of them remains. With so much animosity, who will come out on top?
Toon in next to the next few weeks of Survivor Pirates vs. Ninjas vs. Robots.
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” screamed Glados. She awoke in Captain Morgan’s bed shocked at what she saw. Sonny was in the room as well staring at her naked body. Captain Morgan was passed out in the bed still, since he had too much to drink the night before. 
